Cheated on his wife with the first woman he met and regretted it

No money — I had to pay for the pot in kind

Husband for an hour not only fixed everything, but also checked the housewife's pipes

Suck a dick, get a job. It only helps if I cum on my face (part 1)

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

You don't have to take your clothes off anymore — I'm going to fuck you until you squirt

Don't worry, stranger girl, I'll fuck you first and give you your clothes later

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Redhead got a cock in her pussy only after fondling the cock with her mouth

Hot blonde could only cum with sperm inside

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Teaching my half-sister to swallow deep in my dick and lick my balls

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you